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the miracle of the ass woman

I AM A NSFW BLOG.


requests very closed for the moment


If you ever want me to draw anything ever, just ask. Be prepared to wait a bit because im a lazy butt.

I'll draw anything... Yes, even that.



Ok, um. HI, I'm Juju.

I identify as genderqueer, and I'll respond to practically any pronouns, though my preferred are xe/xyr. (I will, however, respond just fine she/her and he/him so long as you understand that I don't identify with the usually associated genders. Also, please don't refer to me as a girl or a boy if it can be avoided.)
I wear a purple collar and my hair is pink for the foreseeable future.

Please inform me of anything you need tagged!

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Sep 2 '14

kinklock:

Irene says that Sherlock never responds to her flirting, which in any universe would mean that he’s not interested, but because John can find a way of being jealous of LITERALLY ANYthing with Sherlock he makes it into something he can be jealous of like he ALWAYS RESPONDS TO ME WHAT DOES IT MEAN THAT HE DOESN’T RESPOND TO YOU, IS THIS LOVE, like. honestly john. really. look at what you’re saying. 

Sep 2 '14

thekneegrope:

sherlock cried on the roof of st. barts sherlock had tears in his eyes while he was making jokes in the restaurant scene sherlock’s eyes were watering when he rounded the street corner on the motorbike and realized john was in the bonfire hahhhhaHHAAAAHAA I’M DEAD INSIDE

Sep 2 '14

hotsenator:

hotsenator:

my dad had surgery today so he is kind of high off his pain meds and he keeps telling me “get me a ham sandwich” and i’m like “no dad we don’t eat ham.. we’re jews’ he goes “ham… ham sandwich please” “dad no no, no ham..” 

now he’s just reading from the dessert menu and my mom is telling him “your doctor said no sugar or anything too heavy…” and he’s going “this is so unfair! this is so unfair to me!”

Sep 2 '14

watches follower count go down as I reblog things that aren’t fandom related, go have fun not laughing at my rad posts

Sep 2 '14

flyawaymax:

learning to draw is like driving on the highway like yeah sure you need to be watching other people but you REALLY need to focus on your own lane and your own destination or youre gonna follow that stupid fucking minivan all the way to tuskegee and then what. you didnt want to go to tuskegee. why did you follow that van look now youre in fucking tuskegee.

Sep 2 '14
sailorfailures:

Found this from when I did the “sleep deprivation comics”. Evidently I had some kind of idea but then I scrapped it and stopped and I’m SO GLAD BECAUSE THIS IS A LOT FUNNIER THAN ANYTHING I COULD ACTUALLY THINK OF

sailorfailures:

Found this from when I did the “sleep deprivation comics”. Evidently I had some kind of idea but then I scrapped it and stopped and I’m SO GLAD BECAUSE THIS IS A LOT FUNNIER THAN ANYTHING I COULD ACTUALLY THINK OF

Sep 2 '14

doyouevenfandombro asked:

I was hungry and thinking of ordering pizza, but for some reason I thought of you, and then laughed at myself because idk y pizza would make me think of u and now I cant stop laughing omg send help

I don’t know what’s going on why is this so funny I’m wheezing

Sep 2 '14

jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

(Source: brideofgodzilla)

Sep 2 '14

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

Sep 2 '14

the hobbit + locations

(Source: wrathandruin)

Sep 2 '14

nemesismess:

if you have school tomorrow

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Sep 2 '14

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

Sep 1 '14

jujuproblems:

jujuproblems:

our “”ice cube tray”” is made out of plastic neon shot glasses

roommate #2’s sister gave us an ice tray when she visited

roommate #4 texted me while away to tell me she bought an(?) ice cube tray(s?)

roommate #1 just came home with three ice cube trays

we now have at least five ice cube trays as well as six shot glasses

this is stupidly convenient because I just got tagged to do the ice bucket challenge

Sep 1 '14

hattedhedgehog:

piningthorin:

IF U GAVE THORIN OAKENSHIELD A KITTEN HE WOULD LOOK SO CONFUSED BUT HE’D HOLD IT SO GENTLY AND PET ITS HEAD WITH ONE FINGER AND EVENTUALLY SMILE AND SUFFER FROM HIS CHEST SWELLING UP WHENEVER THE SAID KITTEN MEOWED 

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He would probably give it a fierce war-like name in Khuzdul (earning a disapproving look from Bilbo), and growl at any ‘unworthy’ person trying to cuddle it.

Sep 1 '14
rotspecht:

Girls of Stark

rotspecht:

Girls of Stark