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the miracle of the ass woman

I AM A NSFW BLOG.


requests very closed for the moment


If you ever want me to draw anything ever, just ask. Be prepared to wait a bit because im a lazy butt.

I'll draw anything... Yes, even that.



Ok, um. HI, I'm Juju.

I identify as genderqueer, and I'll respond to practically any pronouns, though my preferred are xe/xyr. (I will, however, respond just fine she/her and he/him so long as you understand that I don't identify with the usually associated genders. Also, please don't refer to me as a girl or a boy if it can be avoided.)
I wear a purple collar and my hair is pink for the foreseeable future.

Please inform me of anything you need tagged!

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click here when sad
Jul 29 '14

women’s clothing sizes are so fucked up I have a pair of size 12 shorts that fit me perfectly, and I can’t fit in to these size 17 cargo pants what the fuck

Jul 29 '14

Anonymous asked:

You're so cute!

gaytectives:

thank u also u know what’s really cool about Novocain is like. it only stops sensory neurons from receiving signals. how cool is that. i can talk and i bet i could even play my clarinet but i wouldn’t be able to feel. medicine and neurology are amazing. i can’t feel my teeth. do i even have teeth.

Jul 29 '14
Jul 29 '14
dwarfsmut:

thorins-crown:

I have a costuming boner over Thorin’s armor

thorin looks like he just turned smaug into armor

dwarfsmut:

thorins-crown:

I have a costuming boner over Thorin’s armor

thorin looks like he just turned smaug into armor

Jul 29 '14

edthatch:

0729

Jul 29 '14

cooltennant:

this scene was wild from start to finish

Jul 29 '14
deanogorgeous-x:

fili’s ax

deanogorgeous-x:

fili’s ax

Jul 29 '14
"We had over 70 years to prepare for this. WE WERE NOT PREPARED!"
The Hobbit Fandom (via sonofthearrow)

(Source: redeaddie)

Jul 29 '14
johnlock-is-the-new-black:

This is my absolutely perfect and fantastic commission from shootbadcabbies! I asked for hipster genderfluid teenlock revealing to John for the first time that xer genderfluid in John’s bedroom and I got something so much more incredible than I could have ever imagined! Thank you soooo much!

johnlock-is-the-new-black:

This is my absolutely perfect and fantastic commission from shootbadcabbies! I asked for hipster genderfluid teenlock revealing to John for the first time that xer genderfluid in John’s bedroom and I got something so much more incredible than I could have ever imagined! Thank you soooo much!

Jul 29 '14

watch this fucking movie

Jul 29 '14

jujuproblems:

jujuproblems:

I’m watching the toothfairy with the rock because I needed mindless background sound and visuals but I’m really distracted by the huge muscley bara in a floofy little pink dress why can’t he keep that on the entire movie

help I’m paying attention to it

watch this movie

Jul 29 '14

jujuproblems:

I’m watching the toothfairy with the rock because I needed mindless background sound and visuals but I’m really distracted by the huge muscley bara in a floofy little pink dress why can’t he keep that on the entire movie

help I’m paying attention to it

Jul 29 '14

I’m watching the toothfairy with the rock because I needed mindless background sound and visuals but I’m really distracted by the huge muscley bara in a floofy little pink dress why can’t he keep that on the entire movie

Jul 29 '14

graceebooks:

joolaweed:

I’M HIGH RIGHT NOW AND I’M WATCHING THIS ON MY BIG TV SO TAKE THIS AS YOU WILL BUT THIS IS LIKE, THE MOST INTENSE POWERFUL MOVING THING RIGHT NOW, IT’S SPECTACULAR I’M HAVING LIKE, 100 EMOTIONS AND I’M REALLY REALLY LIKE… THIS IS JUST, LIKE, THE MOST UPSETTING THING, I LOVE SHERLOCK, I CANNOT EVEN FUCKING EXPLAIN HOW SAD THIS IS AND HOW CLEAR… IT’S SO CLEAR IT’S CRYSTALLINE LIKE I’M HAVING A FUCKING MOMENT… I WAS LITERALLY LIKE “DO NOT DO ANYTHING SHERLOCK RELATED JULIA WHILE STONED” I WAS GOING TO WATCH THE 3RD EP OF IN THE FLESH… WHICH I LOVE BY THE WAY…. BUT JESUS THIS, WHAT THE FUCK, I HAD TO PAUSE AT 3:28 BECAUSE AT THAT POINT IT WAS JUST TOO FUCKING MUCH, LIKE BEING MAULED BY THIS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE WAVE… JUST, I’M OVERCOME, POOR SHERLOCK, POOR CHILD, OH MY GOD, HE IS JUST AN ORDINARY HUMAN BEING AND HE’S IN THE SADDEST FUCKING SITUATION RIGHT NOW… THE AMOUNT HE HOLDS BACK… THE AMOUNT THEY BOTH HOLD BACK… THIS IS SO FUCKED, THIS IS SO FUCKEDTHEY FUCKING LOVE EACH OTHER… AND THE ACTING, IT IS SO BLATANT AND PLAIN AND OPEN… BOTH MARTIN AND BEN ARE SO SUPERB… AND LIKE, LOOK WHAT IT IS, LOOK WHAT IT CLEARLY IS. JESUS CHRIST THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH JOHN IS SHERLOCK’S EVERYTHING… I’M LITERALLY, I’M OVERCOME, I’M OVERCOME

no

Jul 29 '14

(Source: burglarboggins)